$TUA 🦎 127 YEARS OLD 🦎 ZERO BRAIN CELLS 🦎 HEART RATE 7BPM 🦎 $TUA 🦎 HOLDING SINCE THE JURASSIC 🦎 $TUA 🦎 127 YEARS OLD 🦎 ZERO BRAIN CELLS 🦎 HEART RATE 7BPM 🦎 $TUA 🦎 HOLDING SINCE THE JURASSIC 🦎 $TUA 🦎 127 YEARS OLD 🦎 ZERO BRAIN CELLS 🦎 HEART RATE 7BPM 🦎 $TUA 🦎 HOLDING SINCE THE JURASSIC 🦎 $TUA 🦎 127 YEARS OLD 🦎 ZERO BRAIN CELLS 🦎 HEART RATE 7BPM 🦎 $TUA 🦎 HOLDING SINCE THE JURASSIC 🦎
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SOLANA 🦎 MEMECOIN
$TUA
The dumbest reptile on Solana 🧠❌
127 years old. Heart rate of 7bpm. Holds bags with reptilian patience. Tua has been napping since 1898. He just woke up. He is coin now. 🦎👅
$TUA 🦎 127 YEARS OLD 🦎 ZERO BRAIN CELLS 🦎 HEART RATE 7BPM 🦎 $TUA 🦎 HOLDING SINCE THE JURASSIC 🦎 $TUA 🦎 127 YEARS OLD 🦎 ZERO BRAIN CELLS 🦎 HEART RATE 7BPM 🦎 $TUA 🦎 HOLDING SINCE THE JURASSIC 🦎 $TUA 🦎 127 YEARS OLD 🦎 ZERO BRAIN CELLS 🦎 HEART RATE 7BPM 🦎 $TUA 🦎 HOLDING SINCE THE JURASSIC 🦎 $TUA 🦎 127 YEARS OLD 🦎 ZERO BRAIN CELLS 🦎 HEART RATE 7BPM 🦎 $TUA 🦎 HOLDING SINCE THE JURASSIC 🦎
HOW TO APE 🦍
5 dumb steps. even tua can do it.
STEP 1
Get a wallet
Phantom, Solflare, whatever. Click buttons until it works.
STEP 2
Buy SOL
Coinbase, Binance, your mom. Send to wallet.
STEP 3
Open Jupiter/Raydium
Paste the $TUA contract below. Squint.
STEP 4
Swap & ape 🚀
Set slippage to 'yes'. Click confirm. Pray.
📋 CONTRACT ADDRESSCOMING SOON — TUA STILL DEPLOYING 🦎💤
$TUA 🦎 127 YEARS OLD 🦎 ZERO BRAIN CELLS 🦎 HEART RATE 7BPM 🦎 $TUA 🦎 HOLDING SINCE THE JURASSIC 🦎 $TUA 🦎 127 YEARS OLD 🦎 ZERO BRAIN CELLS 🦎 HEART RATE 7BPM 🦎 $TUA 🦎 HOLDING SINCE THE JURASSIC 🦎 $TUA 🦎 127 YEARS OLD 🦎 ZERO BRAIN CELLS 🦎 HEART RATE 7BPM 🦎 $TUA 🦎 HOLDING SINCE THE JURASSIC 🦎 $TUA 🦎 127 YEARS OLD 🦎 ZERO BRAIN CELLS 🦎 HEART RATE 7BPM 🦎 $TUA 🦎 HOLDING SINCE THE JURASSIC 🦎
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📜 THE LORE
ancient. dumb. true. (probably not.)
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THE AWAKENING
Deep beneath New Zealand's volcanic rocks, Tua napped for 127 years. He was thinking about a fly from 1898. He had not finished the thought.
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THE PROPHECY
Tua will outlive all dinosaurs, all bitcoin maxis, and all of Twitter. When the last server dies, Tua will still be on his rock. Unbothered. Moisturized. In his lane.
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THE TENETS
1. Move slow. 2. Eat bugs. 3. Live forever. 4. Stick tongue at FUD. 5. The third eye sees rugs but does not warn you.
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THE ROADMAP
Tua doesn't have a roadmap. Tua has a rock. He sits on it. Sometimes he moves to a different rock. That's the whole utility.
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THE COPE
Tua aped his own coin at the top. He is down 96% on his own bag. He does not understand. He does not care. 💎🦎
$TUA 🦎 127 YEARS OLD 🦎 ZERO BRAIN CELLS 🦎 HEART RATE 7BPM 🦎 $TUA 🦎 HOLDING SINCE THE JURASSIC 🦎 $TUA 🦎 127 YEARS OLD 🦎 ZERO BRAIN CELLS 🦎 HEART RATE 7BPM 🦎 $TUA 🦎 HOLDING SINCE THE JURASSIC 🦎 $TUA 🦎 127 YEARS OLD 🦎 ZERO BRAIN CELLS 🦎 HEART RATE 7BPM 🦎 $TUA 🦎 HOLDING SINCE THE JURASSIC 🦎 $TUA 🦎 127 YEARS OLD 🦎 ZERO BRAIN CELLS 🦎 HEART RATE 7BPM 🦎 $TUA 🦎 HOLDING SINCE THE JURASSIC 🦎
🦎 TUA'S JOURNEY
from rock to lambo. a true rags-to-reptile story.
CH. 1
ROCK BOTTOM
day 1. vibes immaculate.
CH. 2
HUNGRY ASF!
lunch is served 🪲
CH. 3
WASTING TIME
discovered controllers. ngmi at mario kart.
CH. 4
LOCKED TF IN
5 monitors. 0 brain cells. let's go.
CH. 5
MOMMA WE MADE IT 💸
green candles only. cash flying.
CH. 6
LAMBO SZN 🏎️
wen lambo? now lambo.
$TUA 🦎 127 YEARS OLD 🦎 ZERO BRAIN CELLS 🦎 HEART RATE 7BPM 🦎 $TUA 🦎 HOLDING SINCE THE JURASSIC 🦎 $TUA 🦎 127 YEARS OLD 🦎 ZERO BRAIN CELLS 🦎 HEART RATE 7BPM 🦎 $TUA 🦎 HOLDING SINCE THE JURASSIC 🦎 $TUA 🦎 127 YEARS OLD 🦎 ZERO BRAIN CELLS 🦎 HEART RATE 7BPM 🦎 $TUA 🦎 HOLDING SINCE THE JURASSIC 🦎 $TUA 🦎 127 YEARS OLD 🦎 ZERO BRAIN CELLS 🦎 HEART RATE 7BPM 🦎 $TUA 🦎 HOLDING SINCE THE JURASSIC 🦎
TUA IN MOTION 🎬
Watch the prophecy unfold. Tua wiggles. Tua bounces. Tua's eyes spin in opposite directions. This is not a bug. This is the third eye loading.
$TUA 🦎 127 YEARS OLD 🦎 ZERO BRAIN CELLS 🦎 HEART RATE 7BPM 🦎 $TUA 🦎 HOLDING SINCE THE JURASSIC 🦎 $TUA 🦎 127 YEARS OLD 🦎 ZERO BRAIN CELLS 🦎 HEART RATE 7BPM 🦎 $TUA 🦎 HOLDING SINCE THE JURASSIC 🦎 $TUA 🦎 127 YEARS OLD 🦎 ZERO BRAIN CELLS 🦎 HEART RATE 7BPM 🦎 $TUA 🦎 HOLDING SINCE THE JURASSIC 🦎 $TUA 🦎 127 YEARS OLD 🦎 ZERO BRAIN CELLS 🦎 HEART RATE 7BPM 🦎 $TUA 🦎 HOLDING SINCE THE JURASSIC 🦎
🪲 BUG SMASHER 🪲
Tua hungy. You smash. He eat. Number go up. (the bugs, not the chart. don't get excited.)
SCORE: 0
⏱️ 20s
🏆 HIGH: 0
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FEED TUA
Smash bugs. Feed the lizard. He hungy. 20 seconds. GO.
click bugs fast. tua hungy. don't let them escape.
$TUA 🦎 127 YEARS OLD 🦎 ZERO BRAIN CELLS 🦎 HEART RATE 7BPM 🦎 $TUA 🦎 HOLDING SINCE THE JURASSIC 🦎 $TUA 🦎 127 YEARS OLD 🦎 ZERO BRAIN CELLS 🦎 HEART RATE 7BPM 🦎 $TUA 🦎 HOLDING SINCE THE JURASSIC 🦎 $TUA 🦎 127 YEARS OLD 🦎 ZERO BRAIN CELLS 🦎 HEART RATE 7BPM 🦎 $TUA 🦎 HOLDING SINCE THE JURASSIC 🦎 $TUA 🦎 127 YEARS OLD 🦎 ZERO BRAIN CELLS 🦎 HEART RATE 7BPM 🦎 $TUA 🦎 HOLDING SINCE THE JURASSIC 🦎
TOKENOMICS 📊
spoiler: there is no -nomics. just token.
Supply
1B
Tax
0%
LP Burned
🔥100%
Dev Brain
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$TUA 🦎 127 YEARS OLD 🦎 ZERO BRAIN CELLS 🦎 HEART RATE 7BPM 🦎 $TUA 🦎 HOLDING SINCE THE JURASSIC 🦎 $TUA 🦎 127 YEARS OLD 🦎 ZERO BRAIN CELLS 🦎 HEART RATE 7BPM 🦎 $TUA 🦎 HOLDING SINCE THE JURASSIC 🦎 $TUA 🦎 127 YEARS OLD 🦎 ZERO BRAIN CELLS 🦎 HEART RATE 7BPM 🦎 $TUA 🦎 HOLDING SINCE THE JURASSIC 🦎 $TUA 🦎 127 YEARS OLD 🦎 ZERO BRAIN CELLS 🦎 HEART RATE 7BPM 🦎 $TUA 🦎 HOLDING SINCE THE JURASSIC 🦎
